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How intelligent conductors swear
Everybody swears, even children, but everything is different ... How many uncle Vanya from a neighboring housing office swears have been heard by many, but I think that not all intelligent people from the world of music can express their discontent.
You have very beautiful, strong hands. Put the instrument and strangle yourself with them, do not sneer at the music!
Come home, pass on my condolences to your wife. How can you sleep with such an irregular person?
Only three rehearsals are left to shame!
Remove your manicure from the neck!
Stop staring at the flutist neckline, there are no notes, your party is on the lectern!
Look with one eye to the party, and two to me!
You play this so familiarly as if you were drinking with Prokofiev personally!
I will tell you now what notes are there - you will be very surprised.
This is not a symphony orchestra, you cannot hide here in a crowd, you have to play it clean!
It is necessary to play as if you drank a little bit and do not hurry anywhere.
Alts, where do you climb? And it would be okay if something was a decent cut, otherwise it was F sharp!
Guys, this is “cuckoo sounds” and not the approach of enemy aircraft!
And if someone has played falsely, the main thing is to have time to look at the neighbor with reproach.
Do not choke on your own talent!
Number the measures, otherwise the eyes may shift, but the numbers do not!
At home, come and practice so that your whole family can play it ...
Female choir! Sing along with your brains.
This work you had to soak up with the teacher's milk!
Mendelssohn must play without Mendelsovschiny.
Well this is necessary so to hate each other, so to play!
Why did they not explain to you in childhood how the pipe differs from the pioneer horn?
Shostakovich was not a boxer, but for such a game he would rise and fill your face!
If you play the first number again, I will kill you all one by one, bury, sit, and then dial a new orchestra!
Are you not afraid to go to the second branch? Say thank you to intellectuals go to the conservatory. And then the proletarians would have got up from their seats and stuffed you all in the face of such a game!
Do not torment the harp like that and confuse her with a drunken husband!
I know you all hate me.Now think about how I should treat you?
I have no place with you in the same music!
Second trombone, I want to wish you to play like that at your funeral!
From yourself, try to blow! I have the impression that you were still not explained to the music school in the direction of the air flow in the mouthpiece!
It would be my will, I used this wand so that you have renewed air flow in the body!
I promise you employment in the underpass, and personally agree with the cops and gangsters, so that you do not touch. But for passers-by, I can not vouch.
You would instead of the saxophone - chainsaw "Friendship" in hand.